How are you? Wait, who cares! Lets talk about me…


If you could be a shower, a fridge or a motorbike, what would you be?
A fridge. For the obvious food based reasons. And id have those fun little magnets with the different words on them and people would make dirty sentences

What are you listening to right now?
Come on feel the illinoise by sufjan stevens. It’s a sunny spring kinda song..

Best thing about the opposite sex?
They aren’t Virginia woolf. Or feminist. Usually.

Can I Finger you?
Im not sure who is asking, but no. thanks though.

Rock-u-mentary or documentary?
Documentary.

Well, can I?
No means no, mister.


Turn to your left, and read the 5th line of the 13th page of whatever you pick up.
“…that it considers unprecedented in history. Yet globalization is also a powerful…”

If you won an Oscar, who would you thank?
The trees. And your mum.

Do you think people reading this resent you?
No. they are just intimidated by my beauty.

Questions that the entire world asks itself.
“what are so called ‘new wars’ and to what extent is mary kaldor correct in her claim that they represent the future of armed conflict?” Discuss.


Last thing to disturb you?
“Milky discharge”
now it’s the last thing to disturb YOU.

Worst insult and comeback combination ever.
“your face does”
“YOUR face does.”

Australia says no.
This isn’t a question.

EBay is best for?
Polaroid cameras! Yesssssssss.

You done yet?
Are you? Is YOUR FACE?